Diva Down

Happy Sunday, Divas!!! It's just us girls today. This is a preview of the full episode which can be found over on our Patreon! Carly and I are catching each other up on our trips, I'm fresh back from Miami and the Bahamas, and Carly is in Ireland! Carly has multiple consultations for FFS in the books, will she be surged up by Christmas? Probably not, but soon thereafter! Paris, Carly is coming for you! Then we take a call from Jen who's fresh off a date with a sexy bear from Grindr. It's a fun episode. Call us to be featured next week!
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Intro: Beautific - Glass Candy
Outro: Seventeen - Ladytron
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Hello divas! Carmen is on ANOTHER BOAT, so the girlies from the group chat are here to help me out this fine Thursday! Today we're ranking a long list of men on the questions you've ALL BEEN WONDERING: Does he give big dick energy or small dick energy, and most pivotally... DOES HE FUCK WITH THE DOLLS?!?!?! Join us on this epic journey across multiple countries with stunning divas: Jen @jen.o.sMia @miamelody00TessZiaLaïs 
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Intro: Botched - Chase Icon 
Outro: Girl so confusing feat Lorde - Charli XCX
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @TheCarmenLaurent, @Tr4nbie & @DivaDownPod

Hi Divas! Happy Sunday! We talk about a lot of shit in this episode, don't really have time to write a full description right now, will update later!!!
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Intro (begrudgingly): Disease - Lady Gaga
Outro: Conga - Gloria Estefan
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Hello and welcome Divas! In this amazing free episode, we are back with your favorite, Janie Danger! Before we dive into the main topic, which is all about Janie being canceled by the amateur wrestling community, we discuss politics and surgery. Brooklyn listeners! Be sure to go support Janie live on 12/1 at Hart Bar!
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Intro: Life - Jamie xx & Robyn
Outro: Angel of Love - Cham! 
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You'll have to listen to find out! This week the dolls are catching up on each other's lives and wacky dreams. You are listening to a free preview! For the full tea, be sure to head over to our Patreon! Then we are discussing the main topic of the day! Who's nonbinary tea is valid? And is it yours? Maybe, maybe not. We're breaking it all down for you. From two dumb bitches telling each other "Exactlyyy". We wrap things up with a couple of listener voicemails!
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Intro: Purrr - Slayyyter
Outro: Aquamarine / Arcamarine - Arca & Addison Rae
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Hello and welcome crusty, I mean cunty divas!!! The long-time requested skincare episode is HERE! We spend the first 30 mins of the pod catching up on our Daddy Caitlyn and her recent lawsuit, which we hope and PRAY she doesn't settle out of court for, cause we wanna see some cunty courtroom daddy moments! Then we catch up with our crossie of the week, J*sh Seiter or is it Jontay? lmfao. I introduce Carly to the world of trans-racial divas such as Malaika Kubwa AKA Martin Big. And then finally, we get into a little skincare lesson followed by some listener questions. This episode really just skims the surface of skincare. I'd love to do another episode about it if you all want. Let us know! Skincare part two? Call in with your skincare questions! I'll be happy to answer them.
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Intro: Only Time - Enya
Outro: Rain (Radio Mix) - Madonna 
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Greetings and Salutations to the congregation! We are so happy to be back with another Sunday Service! You're listening to the preview, for the full TEA subscribe to the Patreon! This week Carly and I are catching each other up, Carly has been hounding the FFS clinic to schedule her surge, and Carmen has just had hers two weeks ago! We talk all about it, then we discuss the reelection of Trump and why everyone needs to chill the fuck out (but be appropriately prepared) and then to top everything off Carmen shares an email she received this week from one of her r*pists. So trigger warning! We will be discussing r4p3 in the later part of the episode.
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Intro: Drums of Death - FKA Twigs
Outro: Punish - Ethel Cain
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Bark if you've been a good puppy! 
This week we're joined by former puppy and recovered twink, Oakleigh!
Talking all about what it's like to spend time in the gay sex world, all about wearing designer puppy masks and spending time in some of the world's less-than-salubrious locations where music, poppers and the smell of unwashed male ass fills the air! 
Ruff!!
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Intro: Gay Bar - Electric Six
Outro: Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang 
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"AND THE WORLD IS SAVED THROUGH TRANSSEXUALITY, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING"
Well, yes! Dear listeners, today on this glorious episode of Diva Down our extra special guest judge Nussy Andrews joins us to talk about her new album Venus, Baby, about how she's going to save the world, her life story and the origin of love life and laughter. The angelic diva and NYC princess joins us with Carmen from before her face got cut up and Carly from before she got let go from her job... so join us in a better time! Listen to Venus, Baby now: SpotifyAppleAmazon
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Intro: Lankton Doll - Nussy Andrews
Outro: Venus, Baby - Nussy Andrews 
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Welcome, whores! It's another Sunday Service, and we hope you are sweating. You're listening to the preview, for the full TEA subscribe to the Patreon! This week Carly and I are bitching and moaning (what else is new) about the stressful weeks we've had, why we actually secretly hate tr*nnies, and more. This is officially the last recording of the pod that I (Carmen) will be making with my old face, the clocky one I've endured for the past 31 years, SHE'S GETTING SNATCHED ON MONDAY MORNING! Prayers up!!! Carly has her consult for the very same thing, on the very same day, the stars are aligned. And we FINALLY have some voicemails, so stick around till the end for those, thank you for calling in! Call in to be featured next Sunday!
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Intro: Staring Back- Siouxsie and The Banshees
Outro: Return - Siouxsie and The Banshees
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @Tr4nbie, @TheCarmenLaurent & @DivaDownPod