Diva Down

TT 13: Get your head out of the goon cave, ladies (feat. Ava @ontologically.female)

On today's episode! All you porn-sick t-slurs listen up! This week we're sure to inspire social contracts featuring Instagram handles you've definitely seen post diaper porn disguised as memes multiple times in a day. We are catching up on current events joined by our guest Ava (@ontologically.female), we teach Ava about the magic of Celine, we catch up with Daddy Caitlyn, talk about what Blair White is up to, and the white women for Kamala zoom call. Then we get into the main topic, what is porn doing to our young trans women's brains? Are you or a friend you know a porn sick t-slur? Call us!
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Intro song: Fangoria - No Se Que Me Das
Outro song: Cher - Shape of Things to Come
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*P* Sunday Service TT 12: I'LL PRAY FOR YOU (p.s. don't fuck that shark)

Fancy seeing you here, happy Sunday! Where my prayer warriors at? This week we are gossiping about THAT wig tossing confrontation in NYC with Miss girl who risks her life every day getting ready. IJBOL!!! She needs to check her lipstick before she comes and talks to people. Anyway, we also discussed our upcoming rebrand and this is your reminder to VOTE on the Patreon page for Diva Down or Doll University to be the new name of the podcast. When finish our sermon with some listner calls, we're giving you all the advice! Don't fuck that shark! Seee ya next week! Blessed be the fruitloops. p.s. don't forget to call us!
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Intro song: Madonna - Sky Fits Heaven (Sasha Remix Edit)
Outro song: Massive Attack - Angel
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @TheCarmenLaurent, @Tr4nbie & @ttime_pod

TT 11: Looks like I wore my Longlegs today!

OOOOOOH There she is! The almost birthday girl. Welcome to another episode of your favorite transsexual podcast! This week we're having our usual kiki and catching each other up on our lives, and then we're getting into the movie of the summer "Longlegs" and why we loved it. Find out why longlegs is our new favorite crossie! This is not a spoiler-free recap of the movie, so be warned!
DADDY!!! DADDY!!!
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Intro song: Jayne County - Man Enough To Be A Woman
Outro song: Madonna - What It Feels Like For A Girl
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @TheCarmenLaurent, @Tr4nbie & @ttime_pod

*P* Sunday Service TT 10: That's just called being friends (feat. Janie Danger)

Welcome Sunday worshipers! This week we have our official bisexual correspondent - Janie Danger on the pod to help us take our very first round of listener love line calls! Stick around to the end for those, and call us to be featured next week! This week we are shooting the shit, discussing current events (trump assassination attempt, J.D. Vance, Kamala), and Talking longlegs, oooooh there she is!!!
Stream "East Atlanta Sober"
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Intro song: Dido - White Flag (Idjut Boys Remix)
Outro song: JADE - Angel of my Dreams
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @TheCarmenLaurent, @Tr4nbie & @ttime_pod

TT 09: Back in the closet with Janie Danger

If you're a fan of Beauty Translated, or just Janie Danger, you're in for a treat today. With us on the pod today is Carmen's former partner in podcasting crime talking all about her new album "East Atlanta Sober", Janie Danger!!! Carly is just getting off a flight to join us for this kiki. We're talking about our upcoming rebrand, the attempted assassination of Trump, Being half AGP and half HSTS, and future travel plans! If you love this episode and want more Janie, be sure to head over to our Patreon - she'll be taking listener calls with us during this week's Sunday Service.
Stream "East Atlanta Sober"
Janie's inspo playlist.
Give us a call on our Loveline: (678) 460-6253 ‬
Thank you so much to our Patreon subscribers, we love you!
Intro song: Janie Danger - God's Perfect Victims
Outro song: Janie Danger - Whiskey Mule
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @TheCarmenLaurent, @Tr4nbie & @ttime_pod

*P* Sunday Service TT 08: Praying for the fall empire

Welcome to the very first Sunday service dolls!!! Have you been saying your prayers? This week we are joined once again by the fab JaneofallTr7des, we are discussing current events, spilling tea, having a ki, sharing our lab results, and reading letters from our medical practitioners. Jane takes some of the guest questions with us! Let us know what you wanna hear us talk about next week? We have some exciting changes coming to the pod very soon!
We have a new Loveline, give us a call: (678) 460-6253 ‬
Thank you to all of our Patreon supporters! We love you! And remember, this is a PREVIEW of the full-length episode which can be found over on our Patreon. If the Patreon really pops off, we plan to transition to one free episode weekly and one paid episode weekly, so give us some love!
For more T-Time visit our Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/ttime_pod 
Intro song: Madonna - Like a Prayer (12" Dance mix)
Outro song: Ethel Cain/Robyn - Sun Bleached Flies/Dancing on my Own MASHUP - Icarus Lemaitre
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @TheCarmenLaurent, @Tr4nbie & @ttime_pod

TT 07: Our guest of all trades: JANE!!

This week's episode feels like a Beauty Translated throwback, we welcome our very first guest JaneofallTr7des! She tells us everything about growing up southern Baptist in Florida and how she eventually came to understand her destiny as a trans woman despite all of the religious trauma. Church girls LOCK IN!!! PRAYERS UP!!! And give a nice warm welcome to our girl Jane.
Intro song: Ethel Cain - Crush
Outro song: Ethel Cain - House in Nebraska
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Find the dolls over on Instagram: @TheCarmenLaurent, @Tr4nbie & @ttime_pod

*PREVIEW* TT 06: BAD PUPPY! Go back to the polycule!

Well HELLO dolls, welcome to another episode of TR*NNY TIME! This week your girls are being controversial - yet again - to discuss our feelings from polycules, the transbian kind and the straight kind, puppy and kitty play, diaper fetishes, and all that stinky poopoo! We of course have to check in with our father, the queen of crypto Caitlyn "call me Bruce" Jenner to see what unhinged shit she's pushing this week. It's a fun episode! Enjoy it! But don't get mad at us cause we'll cry. Stick around for the end to hear some listener questions.
Also, please send all your love to our host Carly, she has suffered the sudden and unexpected loss of her sweet baby Veronica, the cat. She will be missed and forever in our hearts.
Thank you to all of our Patreon supporters! We love you! And remember, this is a PREVIEW of the full length episode which can be found over on our Patreon. If the Patreon really pops off, we plan to transition to one free episode weekly and one paid episode weekly, so give us some love!
Intro song: New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle
Outro song: Indigo Girls - Closer to Fine
For more T-Time visit our Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/ttime_pod 
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @TheCarmenLaurent, @Tr4nbie & @ttime_pod

TT 05: The BRAT SURGICAL SPECTACULAR!!!!!

Hello hello DAWLS! Welcome to another fun and exciting episode of Tr*nny Time! This week the girls are dishing on everything they love about the new Charli album BRAT and why BRAT SUMMER IS HERE, We check in with our dad Caitlyn "Call me Bruce" Jenner, and finally the dolls dish about everything related to SURGERIES! Carly talks in depth about her pussy and Carmen nervously awaits the decision from the external review board on her FFS approval (it was approved everyone, she's having surgery THIS FALL - MAJOR SLAY!)
Surely there's nothing in this episode that is going to piss anyone off - but we can't wait to see what you come up with!
Intro song: Charli XCX - Guess
Outro song: Charli XCX - So I
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Find the dolls over on Instagram: @TheCarmenLaurent, @Tr4nbie & @ttime_pod

*PREVIEW* TT 04: For the last time YOU'RE NOT HAVING A PERIOD. PERIOD.

Hi BiTcHeS!!!! Welcome to this week's Tr*nny Time! The tea this week is scalding hot. We're discussing everything from the current transsexual events, the myth of the trans girl period, girls who prefer to "let it all hang out" and why that's just not for us, Carmen gets her finger guns out so be sure to enjoy that. Plus our very first batch of listener questions! Did yours make the cut this week? No need to worry if not, we will be back next week with MORE. 
Thank you to all of our Patreon supporters! We love you! And remember, this is a PREVIEW of the full length episode which can be found over on our Patreon. If the Patreon really pops off, we plan to transition to one free episode weekly and one paid episode weekly, so give us some love!
Intro song: Amanda Lear - Blood & Honey
Outro song: Eurythmics - I Need a man
For more T-Time visit our Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/ttime_pod 
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @TheCarmenLaurent, @Tr4nbie & @ttime_pod