Diva Down

DD 42: Skincare Extravaganza Eleganza

Hello and welcome crusty, I mean cunty divas!!! The long-time requested skincare episode is HERE! We spend the first 30 mins of the pod catching up on our Daddy Caitlyn and her recent lawsuit, which we hope and PRAY she doesn't settle out of court for, cause we wanna see some cunty courtroom daddy moments! Then we catch up with our crossie of the week, J*sh Seiter or is it Jontay? lmfao. I introduce Carly to the world of trans-racial divas such as Malaika Kubwa AKA Martin Big. And then finally, we get into a little skincare lesson followed by some listener questions. This episode really just skims the surface of skincare. I'd love to do another episode about it if you all want. Let us know! Skincare part two? Call in with your skincare questions! I'll be happy to answer them.
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Intro: Only Time - Enya
Outro: Rain (Radio Mix) - Madonna 
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*P* Sunday Service DD 41: The sky is NOT falling, everyone relax

Greetings and Salutations to the congregation! We are so happy to be back with another Sunday Service! You're listening to the preview, for the full TEA subscribe to the Patreon! This week Carly and I are catching each other up, Carly has been hounding the FFS clinic to schedule her surge, and Carmen has just had hers two weeks ago! We talk all about it, then we discuss the reelection of Trump and why everyone needs to chill the fuck out (but be appropriately prepared) and then to top everything off Carmen shares an email she received this week from one of her r*pists. So trigger warning! We will be discussing r4p3 in the later part of the episode.
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Intro: Drums of Death - FKA Twigs
Outro: Punish - Ethel Cain
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DD 40: Have You Been A Bad Puppy? W/ Oakleigh

Bark if you've been a good puppy! 
This week we're joined by former puppy and recovered twink, Oakleigh!
Talking all about what it's like to spend time in the gay sex world, all about wearing designer puppy masks and spending time in some of the world's less-than-salubrious locations where music, poppers and the smell of unwashed male ass fills the air! 
Ruff!!
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Intro: Gay Bar - Electric Six
Outro: Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang 
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THE WORLD IS SAVED THROUGH TRANSSEXUALITY! (w/ Nussy Andrews!)

"AND THE WORLD IS SAVED THROUGH TRANSSEXUALITY, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING"
Well, yes! Dear listeners, today on this glorious episode of Diva Down our extra special guest judge Nussy Andrews joins us to talk about her new album Venus, Baby, about how she's going to save the world, her life story and the origin of love life and laughter. The angelic diva and NYC princess joins us with Carmen from before her face got cut up and Carly from before she got let go from her job... so join us in a better time! Listen to Venus, Baby now: SpotifyAppleAmazon
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Intro: Lankton Doll - Nussy Andrews
Outro: Venus, Baby - Nussy Andrews 
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*P* Sunday Service DD 38: Bitching & Moaning

Welcome, whores! It's another Sunday Service, and we hope you are sweating. You're listening to the preview, for the full TEA subscribe to the Patreon! This week Carly and I are bitching and moaning (what else is new) about the stressful weeks we've had, why we actually secretly hate tr*nnies, and more. This is officially the last recording of the pod that I (Carmen) will be making with my old face, the clocky one I've endured for the past 31 years, SHE'S GETTING SNATCHED ON MONDAY MORNING! Prayers up!!! Carly has her consult for the very same thing, on the very same day, the stars are aligned. And we FINALLY have some voicemails, so stick around till the end for those, thank you for calling in! Call in to be featured next Sunday!
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Intro: Staring Back- Siouxsie and The Banshees
Outro: Return - Siouxsie and The Banshees
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DD 37: A Very DIVA Halloween! (w/ Aubergine Bliss)

Happiest All Hallows Eve you DIVAS! This week on the pod we are celebrating spooky season by tapping into our witchy roots with the help of professional astrologer Aubergine Bliss, as she guides us through our natal chart readings. This episode promises to tell you just about everything you've ever wanted to know about your lovely hosts. Join us as we get read for filth by the stars babe!
Aubergine's astrology page: @energybeacon
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Intro: Turn Off The Light - Kim Petras
Outro: Cobra - Megan Thee Stallion
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*P* Sunday Service DD 36: Bald Pu$$y

Hi Bald! Welcome to another FAB Sunday Service, you're listening to the preview, for the full TEA subscribe to the Patreon! Carmen is still jetlagged, Carly is gorge. This week we're talking about why your BF is weird for demanding for your pussy to be bald, catching up on our respective trips, trans grifting, and MORE! Plus we give you a preview of whats to come, and demand more of your voicemails!! YES GAWD!
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Intro song: Perfect Stranger - FKA Twigs
Outro song: Fantasy - Jade
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @Tr4nbie, @TheCarmenLaurent & @DivaDownPod

DD 35: The BITCH is BACK!!!

Hello Divas! Welcome to this week's free episode and that's right, Carmen is BACK from her journey across the world and back. We're catching up on all things Tokyo and Milan, we have been soaking our neo pussy's in preparation. Carmen is extremely jet lagged and Carly is a career girl, busy BOOTS MOMMA! 
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Intro song: EAR CANDY - TOWA TEI
Outro song: TYPICAL! - TOWA TEI
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*P* Sunday Service DD 34: Josh, we all knew you were faking it (w/ Jen!)

It’s finally happened, and today we’re talking all about it! Carly is joined by her friend Jen ready to dive deep into everything Josh Seiter coming out as faking it all as a social experiment to show how terrible the left is! We all knew it, he didn’t prove a thing, but lets dive into this weeks sissy of the week extraodinare and look into mr chaser man himself coming out as pretending to be a trans woman online! Yes he’s ridiculous, yes he’s dumb, and oh YES we have opinions!
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Intro song: Nothing compares to you - Sinéad O’Connor
Outro song: Money Machine - 100 Gecs
Find the dolls over on Instagram: @Tr4nbie, @TheCarmenLaurent & @DivaDownPod

DD 33: Tgworl Herstory PT2 Divas (w/ Victoria Alejandra)

Well, divas, today's episode is the second episode of our tgworl history lessons with Victoria Alejandra! As ever you'd better be taking notes, there WILL be a quiz on this later! We kiki down, we chat about Steve-O deciding to not get boobs after chatting with a doll in a supermarket, we're talking king Magnus Hirschfield, the impact of the rise of nazi Germany on the trans populations and so so so so much more! Check it out ✨
Victoria's trans history IG
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Intro song: Straight boys - Jeffree Star 
Outro song: Closer - Mel 4Ever & Mimi Zima
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